I met him in a crowded room Where people go to drink away their gloom He sat me down and so began The story of a charmless man Educated the expensive way He knows his claret from his beaujolais I think he`d like to have been Ronnie Kray But then nature didn´t make him that way He went...
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x) He thinks he´s educated airs Those family sharesWill protect him That we´ll respect him He moves in circles of friends Who just pretend That they like him He does the same to them And when you put it all together There`s the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)
He knows the swingers and their cavalry Says he can get in anywhere for free I began to go a little cross-eyed And from this charmless man I just had to hide
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x) He talks at speed He gets nose bleeds He doesn´t see His days are tumbling Down upon him And yet he tries so hard to please He´s just so keen For you to listen But no-one´s listening And when you put it all together There´s the model of a charmless man
(Do anything you do if you can)
He thinks he`s educated airs Those family sharesWill protect him That you`ll respect him And yet he tries so hard to please He`s just so keenFor you to listen But no-one`s listenig And when you put it all togetherThere`s the model of a charmless man