Lyrics:

I want to be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had fun
In a luminous Day-Glo shade
Walk into a bar and I will have it made
Because if that is all it takes; a double processed blonde
I want to be a platinum blonde
I want to be a platinum blonde
Be a platinum blonde

Yeah I even tried wearing a wig for a while
It was the right color, but not the right style
Going to get some peroxide at the beauty supply
See you later

I want to be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had fun

Now if you need me on Sunday and you look twice and see
That platinum blonde is going to be me
In a double processed luminous Day-Glo shade
When I get this color I will have it made in the shade
Oh, I hope I am OK
I want to be a platinum blonde
I want to be a platinum blonde

Honey, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to
I got to be a platinum blonde
I got to be a platinum blonde
I got to be a platinum blonde
I will hit the bottle baby