Lyrics:

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
But this cat starts banging, man, what a swine
So I called reception but to no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
It went bang (Bang!), I said shut up
It went bang (Bang!), I said rap up
Well, I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk

He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
(He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want?)

Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay
I've been to the east, I've been to the west
But the girls I like most are the ones undressed
Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean
I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad
Well, you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad

He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?
(He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?
(He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?
(He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?
(He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot?
He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot?
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?