Lyrics:

The Fez = a condom

Making this a “safe-sex” song well before its' time
No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no

That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man

No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no

That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man


No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don't make me do it without the fez on
Oh no

That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man