Lyrics:

I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can

I was minding my own business
Drinking daddy's juice
I swear I'll never touch that stuff again
Just like a pig before he gave his all at the lu'au
I'm in the pen

Got those beach boy blues
Don't the time go slow?
Lonely beach boy blues
Only 30 days and 90 years to go

I want a taste of honey
From my wahine's lips
I want to be her ever-loving man
But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can
Yeah

But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can
Oooh, in the can