Lyrics:

(Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill?) Is Dexter ill today?
No, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system
Why, Mr. Kirk? I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer!
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane (Sane, sane, sane)
That boy needs therapy (Psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy (Purely psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Rannygazoo, let's have a tune!
Now when I count three
That boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below us
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys, and midgets, and the Indians and frontier psychiatrist?
I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of twenty thousand girls
And milk and rectangles
To an optometrist!
The man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, more juice on your chin
And I promised my girlfriend I'd play the violin

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy (Psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy (Purely psychosomatic)
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Rannygazoo, let's have a tune!
Now when I count three
That boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks other than a person?
Uhm, a bird?
Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Um, a record? (A record, a record, a record)