Lyrics:

This town ain't big, this town ain't small
It's a little of both, they say
Our ball club may be minor league
But at least it's triple A
We sit below the Marlboro man
Above the right field wall
We do the wave all by ourself
Hey ump, a blind man could've made that call

We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher, what's his name?
Well, we can't even spell it
We don't worry 'bout the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats

The game was close, we'll call it a win
Go off to toast the boys again
That local band is back in town
They got a kinda minor league sound
They're not that bad, they're not that good
But all in all, it's understood
We wanna dance, they wanna play
We wouldn't have it any other way

We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher, what's his name?
Well, we can't even spell it
We don't worry 'bout the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats
Cheap seats

Now the majors called up ol' what's his name
And one more building rises tall
And suddenly we're all grown up
And this old town's not quite so small
But I'll always miss the middle size town
In the middle of the middle west
With no-name pitchers, local bands
And mustard and relish and all the rest

We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher, what's his name?
Well, we can't even spell it
We don't worry 'bout the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats
Cheap seats