Lyrics:

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got this feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I don't know what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile on my face
Losing control, and I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, 'Please, please'
Well, I'm tryna make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, 'Please, please'
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Oh, there're clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you