Lyrics:

My baby, she's crazy, she's lazy
So she's always bummin' around
(Round, round, round)
Girls in France don't stand a chance
'Cause I've always got my baby around
(Round, round, round)
So don't touch her
(Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
Oh, it's so fine
And you know what's mine is mine

At night, we sleep tight, we
Stay close together 'cause the temperature's down
(Down, down, down)
But baby says maybe
Each time I try to get my fingers around
(Round, round, round)
Please don't touch her
(Bum, bum, bum, bum)

Sittin' with a tentpole
What a bloody jamboree
Listen to our motto
Be prepared for ecstasy
(Here comes the bride)
(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da)


My baby goes topless
And brings her beauty to a bottomless day
(Day, day, day)
She's bathing al fresco
And all her mystery is there on display
(Splay, splay, splay)
So don't get too close
Oh, she's so fine
And you know what's mine is mine

Oh, it's a drag when you're hitched to a dream
And the boys in the gang think she's part of the scenery
You're never alone and the tension is painful to see


One night, I crept in and got on my knees
And tried to make her my wife
(Wife, wife, wife)
One reef knot, two grannies
And we were bound to stay together for life
(Life, life, life)
Now, we'd like to—