Lyrics:

Hey, man!
Yeah, what's happenin', man?
Dig this old lady comin' down the street!
She got on yellow hot pants, and purple boots!
Hey, hey there, fellas, how're y'all doin'? Yeah!
Hey, there, what's your name, old lady?
My name is Funky Granny
Funky Granny?!
That's right, son, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, boy?
If you Funky Granny
Let me see you get funky right here!
Well, dig this and watch me
Get funky!

Sock it to me!
Y'all gonna make me have a heart attack!
Be cool now
Let me take the cane, Granny
Let me take the cane

Ow!
You know somethin', y'all, young fellas?
Yeah
You're livin' in a hip age
But I'm here, too
You didn't know that, did you?
We know you're old, Granny
Granny ain't old, baby, Granny got soul!
Oh, yeah!
Watch me get it down, watch me, watch me!
Ooh, my back, whoa
Get it, get it, Granny
I'm doin' it!
Get it
I'ma get it on before it's all over
Yeah, whoo!
I got this from my grandson, watch this!
Whoo!

Get it!
That is so funky

Hey, Granny, you know what?
What's that, boy?
I heard you go with the funky man
No, no, you got it all wrong
The funky man like me
He wanna go out with me one night
With his funny lookin' stuff
I told him
Listen here, this is what I told him
What you tell him, Funky Granny?
I said, if you can't do the Funky Granny, funky man
You can't go out with me
You got to be soft to go out with me, funky man
Dig it?
'Cause Granny got soul

(Funky Granny)
Granny ain't old
(Funky Granny)
Granny got lots of soul!
(Funky Granny)
(Funky Granny)
Go on and do your thing, Granny
Go on down the street

(Funky Granny)
Yeah, I'm doin' it
Go ahead, Granny
(Funky Granny)
Whoo!
(Funky Granny)
Man, that some mad old lady!
(Funky Granny)
Come over here, boy!

(Funky Granny)
Talkin' 'bout Funky Granny
(Funky Granny)
That's my name
(Funky Granny)
That's how I got my fame, whoo!
(Funky Granny)
Y'all better get hip with Granny
'Cause she's hip!

(Funky Granny)
I'm tellin' you, I'm super hip
(Funky Granny)
Y'all young punks ain't got nothin' on me
(Funky Granny)
Nothin'
(Funky Granny)
Watch this, whoo!

(Funky Granny)
She old and she got soul, brother
(Funky Granny)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Funky Granny)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Funky Granny)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Funky Granny)
I love to do my thing
I love to do my thing
Hit it, Granny!
(Funky Granny)
In the morning, in the morning
I love to do my thing
Do it, Granny, do it!
(Funky Granny)

Watch me get it, uh!
Watch out, y'all
Watch me do the James Brown
Hey, get back in the corner one more time
Say, hit it, y'all, whoo!
Hey, Granny, let me see you do a caper!
Watch this!

(Funky Granny)
Hey, baby
(Funky Granny)
You're cool, boy
Step back
(Funky Granny)
That's my name
That's how I got my fame
(Funky Granny)
Let me do my thing
Y'all be alright

(Funky Granny)
I see y'all, I see y'all now
(Funky Granny)
Y'all be cool
Y'all keep doin' that funky thing now
(Funky Granny)
I'll be back, I sure will!
(Funky Granny)
Y'all like my hot dance?

(Funky Granny)
Yeah!
That's a bad old lady, man!
(Funky Granny)
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, man!
(Funky Granny)
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
E-I-E-E-E-E-E-E...
(Funky Granny)

(Funky Granny)
Ooh, my backside, oh...
(Funky Granny)
Talkin' 'bout your rheumatism now, Granny
I ain't got no rheumatism
(Funky Granny)
(Funky Granny)
I'ma shake this rheumatism loose in a minute
Watch this, whoo!

(Funky Granny)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Funky Granny)
Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoo!
(Funky Granny)
Old lady look nice
Granny, oh, Granny
Granny!
She fell down on flat as dead, man