Lyrics:

I wake up in the morning light
My feathers fluffed, i’m ready to fight
Mama says, “you’re just a parrot, hun”
But birds just wanna have… guns

Swooping low with a mission in mind
They built a nest, now they’re building a nine
The government says, “you’re a pigeon, son”
But birds just wanna have guns

Ohh birds just wanna have guns
They wanna flap AND shoot at everyone
When the eagles come
Oh birds, they wanna have guns
Birds just wanna have…

Tweet-tweet bang!
We don’t peck—we shoot
Feathered militia in combat boots
Birds just wanna… birds just wanna have guns

Can’t take our crumbs, can’t clip our wings
We got bazookas and laser b?ams
They tried to put us in cages, son
But birds just wanna hav? guns

The duck said “quack,” the owl said “who?”
But the cardinal said, “i’ll shoot you too”
We’re locked and loaded, no place to run
Cause birds just wanna have guns

Yeah, birds just wanna have guns
They wanna tweet and detonate for fun
When the hunters come
Oh birds, they wanna have guns
Birds just wanna have…

No bird left behind, no wing unarmed
A crow with a crossbow, a seagull on guard
A finch with a flamethrower, hawk with a tank
We fly in formation and rob the bird bank

They tried to take away our rights
But we trained with owls every night
We’ll fight ‘til the molting’s done
Birds just wanna have guns

Birds just wanna have guns
They wanna chirp and blow stuff up for fun
When the humans come
Oh birds, they wanna have guns
Birds just wanna have…

Kaw-kaw boom!
This sky’s not yours
We declare the rooftops a feathered war
Birds just wanna… birds just wanna have
Guuuuuuns