Lyrics:

“Degenerate” from Blink-182’s Dude Ranch is a joke song about a man who keeps doing inane things and landing himself in prison repeatedly.
Crossed the street, naked at night, bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down, nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in the police car and the door slammed, no noise, just silence
As I screamed my dick was jammed, now in prison for one month
No one to see, all I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap, kicked old Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk, took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows, forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up, felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The farmer took me to his house, showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away, saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh, don't like rap, kicked old Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk, took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hesh, don't like rap, kicked old Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk, took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs

Ey, yeah! Ah...! Ah, ah!